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SQL

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 00 rows returned

No Place Like Home
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
OR
There’s no place like localhost
OR
There’s no place like ~

10 people
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Love
I less than three you = I <3 U

Sex
I know <HTML><!– How To Meet Ladies –>
OR
If u c4n r34d this u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.